I notice that the propeller-head tinfoil hat was not mentioned in the study -- obviously to lead us astray from its powerful abilities. Also the Cowboy model, which as I understand it prevents cows from interfering with your delicate private matters.
I know that only when I finally accepted the fact that aliens were talking to me from my microwave I was able to establish communication with their race and make all this progress. Who'd would have thought? An entire planet led by Orville Redenbacher.
I'm currently working on a SCIF for my X-box. Hope to have that finished by the time the invading spaceships arrive so I can fight them off with Halo, which is NOT a video game. It's actually a battle-control device that remotely controls events on their home planet.
A fine copper mesh is much better.
I notice that the propeller-head tinfoil hat was not mentioned in the study -- obviously to lead us astray from its powerful abilities. Also the Cowboy model, which as I understand it prevents cows from interfering with your delicate private matters.
I know that only when I finally accepted the fact that aliens were talking to me from my microwave I was able to establish communication with their race and make all this progress. Who'd would have thought? An entire planet led by Orville Redenbacher.
I'm currently working on a SCIF for my X-box. Hope to have that finished by the time the invading spaceships arrive so I can fight them off with Halo, which is NOT a video game. It's actually a battle-control device that remotely controls events on their home planet.
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