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[baz00]

Evri / Hermes have got their act together recently. Least unreliable delivery company.

[razakel → baz00]

They're called that because they fuck up Evri delivery.

"Your parcel is on the way."

"Your parcel is being used as a football by the warehouse staff."

"Your parcel is in Antarctica."

"Your parcel has somehow been delivered to your roof."